And it hurts like heaven.

(◕‿◕) i want the school year to end already (◕‿◕)

(Source: gothlolita)

10:03 pm • 17 May 2013 • 13,033 notes

where can i buy that for free

9:52 pm • 17 May 2013 • 149,107 notes

confessions-of-a-teenage-fitblr:

plot twist: santa actually brings you the naked celebrity you asked for and you have to awkwardly unwrap them in front of your entire family

#worth it

3:15 pm • 15 May 2013 • 172,299 notes

You were like tall tan, drivin’ round the city,

Flirtin’ with the girls like “You’re so pretty.”

Springsteen is the King, don’t you think?

I was like

3:04 pm • 15 May 2013 • 141 notes

Kristen Wiig - Saturday Night Live

keldulmo:

villenoire:

serialkiller-obsessed:

Last Words
Ted Bundy - “I’d like you to give my love to my family and friends.”
Aileen Wuornos - “I’d just like to say I’m sailing with the rock, and I’ll be back like Independence Day, with Jesus June 6. Like the movie, big mother ship and all, I’ll be back.”
John Wayne Gacy -“Kiss my ass.”
Carl Panzram - “Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard, I could kill ten men while you’re fooling around!”
Jeffrey Dahmer - “I don’t care if I live or die. Go ahead and kill me.”
Peter Kurten - “Tell me, after my head has been chopped off, will I still be able to hear, at least for a moment, the sound of my own blood gushing from the stump of my neck? That would be a pleasure to end all pleasures.”
James French - “Hey fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French fries’!”
Sean Flannagan - “I love you.” (spoken to the executioner)
Robert Drew - “Remember, the death penalty is murder.”
Tom Ketchum - “I’ll be in hell before you start breakfast, boys. Let her rip!”

This is my new favorite post.

sassy serial killers

andrewbreitel:

ArrREST m eE OFFICeR!!!!!!!

♏